Strange Bedfellows

Goddamn.

When I picture a lesbian threesome with the Olsen Twins and another celebrity, the third party is certainly not Amy Winehouse. In fact, she belongs nowhere near that picture. Though, I guess the three could stand around and play a game of ‘Who has the stabbiest hip bone?’ I would hope, too, that Mary-Kate and/or Ashley would give Amy a good talking to about her new skunk streak of blonde hair.

But Jesus Christ, Amy Winehouse is still alive? Really? Well, it’s only a matter of time until she’s found dead in a pool of her own vomit, or one of her veins bursts, or her heart stops after an 8-Ball episode. Whatever the cause of death, it’s sure to be happening soon. In the meantime, she and her perhaps even more visually offensive, Blake Fielder-Civil, attended a fashion show for the Olsen Twins’ new clothing line last night. Classy!