Paris is a Great Sister

I guess somebody should’ve told Paris Hilton that Nicky Hilton’s 25th birthday party actually meant “Nicky Hilton’s 25th birthday party”, because of course, Paris made it all about Paris. God, this whore can’t help herself. Every time she sees a camera it’s like a fish that saw something shiny. Nicky Hilton could get shot in the face and Paris would show up at the crime scene covered in gasoline with a lighter in her hand and waving her arms like a P.O.W. who just saw a plane.