Anna Kournikova Is a Breath of Fresh Air

Pretty soon I’m going to hire Chris Crocker to make a video for me in which he will beg the print, television, and web media to leave Miss Lennox alone with their goddamn 24-7 coverage of Britney’s every Taco Bell stop and hoo-ha flashing. I’m over Britney. I’m sick of nothing but Britney on every web page I view!!!

Thankfully the pretty and sane Anna Kournikova presented herself in a bikini top and form-fitting lounge pants this weekend, and I have a tiny Britney break and a nice piece of flesh to look at on-line. Plus, Anna’s not a Hollywood Bimbette. In fact, the only stupid thing she’s ever done was date and continue to date that douchebag Enrique Iglesias. I mean seriously, what do you see in a guy who friggin’ tells the news media that he needs extra-small condoms?!? Note, not “Small,” but “Extra-Small.” Jesus, I want to vomit thinking about his 3.5″ chili pepper! Aye, conyo!

But anyway, Anna K’s body is ridiculously tight and toned so please enjoy these pics of her . . . despite Douchebag Iglesias ruining some of them.
Love Her Abs!Niiiiice, Cute Ass!Standing Tall and ProudHer Little Breasts are Adorable!Anna’s Cute Lil Tramp Stamp<

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Posted in Anna Kournikova, Hotties, Sports |
Written by Lennox Miller on October 8, 2007 – 3:47 am

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  2. Holy Candy | The Altar of the Superficial | Celebrities, Gossip, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Humor » Blog Archive » Pieces of Candy: Tuesday Edition Says:

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