Hmmmm, Could J-Lo Be Pregnant?

Querida Mi Hija J-Lo,

People who don’t tell others when they are pregnant until the bump is like way too obvious seriously annoy me. But people who DENY they are pregnant and continue to deny that they are pregnant even when the bump is obvious are in a whole other class of pissoffability as far as Miss Lennox is concerned. And you, mi amiga, and denials of the significance of your bump have landed yourself there.

However, this picture which undeniably reveals the true state of your womb should definitively make you understand that we KNOW you are pregnant and that continual denial of your fetus is just not acceptable. It’s plain stupid at this point.

From the looks of that bump you are way past the hush-hush 12-week mark. So give it up. Your Roberto Cavalli get-up has revealed what we’ve all known for two months or so.

Now let’s turn our attention to how hot J-Lo used to look. I say “used to” because for the next few months and then until she loses her baby weight, well, I highly doubt we’re going to like looking at her photos.