Natalie Portman is Naked. Whatever.

Miss Lennox has never understood the attraction to Natalie Portman. She’s cute at best. And, since her pixie hair cut, I am unable to see how men find anything sexy about her. I prefer that woman be built curvy and have longer hair. In these screen captures from her upcoming film “Hotel Chevalier,” Natalie looks like she needs to go eat a steak and get some hair extensions. And what’s up with the damn socks and tennis shoes she’s wearing in this scene? Are we supposed to find that sexy as contrasted against her nudity? It’s dorky. Not sexy. At all.

Natalie’s nakedness fails to excite me. But, maybe you like androgynous girls, and these pics will excite you . . . hell, I know there are a bunch of Fatback and Collards pervs out there, some of you who harbor fantasies of 13 year old-boys who wear socks and tennis shoes whilst otherwise naked. To you, I say enjoy!