Alyssa Milano is a Hairy Beast
In 1987 Miss Lennox totally wanted to be Alyssa Milano as Sam Micelli on “Who’s the Boss?”. She was a bit older than me, but I idolized her as Sam and wanted to dress exactly like her in oversize, geometric print sweaters, spike my bangs 4″ high like hers, secretly go on a date with a college student, make out with one of those Bloom brothers with the psycho eyes, ask Angela for help behind Tony’s back, etc . . .
Anyway, flash forward to 2007 and Alyssa is still gorgeous and worthy of Miss Lennox’s envy . . . except for the hirsuteness her arms seem to be suffering. Seriously, what the hell? Has she never heard of Veet or Nair or laser hair removal?
The total package posing for her “Touch” line of baseball fan clothing is so beautiful–so what’s with the arm hair?!?
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Written by Lennox Miller on August 29, 2007 – 9:24 am
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August 29th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
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September 3rd, 2007 at 2:34 pm
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September 3rd, 2007 at 7:15 pm
as a hairy-armed woman myself, i commend alyssa milano. she’s still hot, we all know it, and she doesn’t need to conform to this society’s wax-crazed, freakishly hairless ideal to be completely and entirely fuckable.
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