The Joker Looks Lame

The Wizard World Chicago convention sounds like a cool place to pickup hot sorority girls or talk about preseason football, but turns out, it’s also a good place to steal some The Dark Knight production stills and leak them online. If you’re Warner Bros., this can’t make you happy. Not because the pics were leaked but because Heath Ledger might as well be carrying a parasol and a Yorkie with a bow in its hair. You have to get up real early in the morning to make the most diabolical villain is comic book history look like Robert Smith’s gay brother. And if you’re The Joker, that’s probably not the look you were going for.

Note: The first two actors in serious contention to play The Joker were Paul Bettany and Monica Bellucci’s husband, Vincent Cassell. Fuck you, Hollywood. Fuck you in the ass.