Lindsay blames it on the black guy
I can only assume that Lindsay Lohan’s drunk detecting bracelet didn’t work. (You think they picked it up on Ebay?)
Little Miss Lindsay got herself all plastered with a bit of coked-up on the side and decided to play chase early Tuesday morning. She was picked up by the cops, frisked and found to be carrying cocaine on her person. I wonder if she had to do the old squat and cough?
The best part of this story is how even though she was driving drunk and in possession of cocaine she managed to blame it on someone else. It’s gets better. When one of the kids who was in the car with her (the one that Lindsay basically stole) tried to get her to stop because she was going to get in trouble she threatened to sue and quipped:
 ”I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the fuck I want.” (TMZ)
Once she stopped the car and the police arrived on scene, Lindsay did however, own up to the whole thing and tried to make it right with the cops. Oh wait, I meant she went all white trash and blamed the nearest black guy- Susan Smith style.
When police arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, “I wasn’t driving. The black kid was driving.”
Dante and Jakon [passengers in the car] say they saw Lindsay flunk the field sobriety test. They say when she tried touching her nose, she almost fell over.(TMZ)
So now she’s facing drunk driving and narcotic charges. It also looks like her dad is trying to cash in on this whole fiasco. Guy is in the news, talking about how all of this is ‘partly his fault’. Yeah, it probably is and no one really gives a rat’s ass. Ooh. Her mom is doing interviews, so that means she really loves her, right? Right?
“We are doing everything in our power in support of Lindsay and I won’t give up – this is my daughter and we love her,” Dina Lohan tells The Insider. (source)
What everyone cares about is, How long will Lindsay be in rehab this time? Will she munch carpet in there? And when will the pics of rehab lesbian action leak?
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July 27th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Wait until Jess and Al hear about “the black boy was driving.”
She’s scary; plays with knives, speedballs. I wonder who would win in a fight with her and Britney.
July 28th, 2007 at 4:42 am
Britney. She’s whacked out enough to do anything when she’s sober. Lindsey has to be fucked up.
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