Woohoo! Simpsons pisses off the Pagans
Homer Simpson is a white hot sexual celebrity. If you don’t agree with me, then fuck off. Woman across the planet succumb to men with his wiley charms every minute. This should give some of you hope, yet.
Anyway, a 180 foot Homer was painted next to a 16th century outline of a pagan fertility god Britain. Homer holds high his tasty favor, while the fertility god holds high…um, another sort of favor. Pagans all over have their heathen panties in a celtic knot over this publicity stunt promoting the new Simpson’s movie. They promise to have a magic rain ritual cermony so it will wash away the special biodegradable paint. Witches. Bitches. Want some cheese with that whine? Mmmmm. Cheeeeese.Source and image via:BBC.co.uk
Find out what Homer does with his delicious pastry after the jump.
Awesome gif image made by happytoast found HERE.





about 4 years ago
I’m a pagan and i’m totally not offended. i love the simpsons and think it’s awesome! Every religon has its whiners though i guess
about 4 years ago
That’s why pagans kick ass Jake. Tolerance and love of all things in nature. Especially boobies!