Tara Reid Shows Us a Little “Extra”

Whoa honey! You certainly have Miss Lennox baffled. You openly proclaim in People Magazine (and everywhere else) that you had your breasts done (and were unhappy) and had liposuction on your stomach (and were unhappy), yet I can’t figure out why you haven’t had a lil’ tummy tuck to fix your botched lipo (unless, of course, it’s because you anticipate being unhappy with the results).

Miss Lennox is well-versed and well-studied in the Plastic Arts, and accordingly I’d put money on the following: Pre-lipo you had gained and lost weight so many times that you had extra skin on your tummy from all those weight changes. However, pre-lipo you also had fat to fill out that skin and it was not that noticeable. But when you got your fat sucked out, well, uh, you were left with, well, what you have now.

But there is a way to fix your elephant skin stomach, Tara, and it’s something that surely isn’t that foreign to you . . . Plastic Surgery . . . specifically Abdominoplasty. You wouldn’t even need a full tummy tuck–you already have nice muscle tone and the lipo got rid of any fat you may have had on your stomach. You just need that skin excised. Let’s be honest, sweetie . . . it’s not like you’re busy at all these days. No one would notice if you had more surgery and took two months off to heal. Hell, no one would notice if you took two years off . . .