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In the realm of unattractive, crude old men marrying ultra hot, young babes, we add another blissful couple to the mix. Radio personality Howard Stern is set to wed model girlfriend Beth Ostroksy (the TNT chick?). This is kinda news because ever since he got divorced from his wife in 2000, Howard has said he’d never get married again. Oh, and he sees naked whores everyday too.

Stern revealed Wednesday that he proposed to longtime girlfriend Beth Ostrosky the night before.”Do you want your Valentine’s Day gift now?” Stern said this morning, recalling how he’d proposed to the woman known to fans as “Beth O.” When the model told Stern she wanted her present early, he instructed her to strip down. Stern said she protested, insisting that she was too “fat” to disrobe. His first thought, he said, was “any girl who looks like that and thinks she’s fat — I’ve got a chance with her.”

When Ostrosky did get naked, Stern said he handed her a 5.2 carat diamond ring. “I love you. You’re everything to me,” Stern recalled saying. “This is so gay. … I’m asking you to spend the rest of your life with me.” Ostrosky said “Yes,” and Stern said the couple made love immediately after; Ostrosky claims she had her “hand up and was looking at my ring the whole time” the two were in bed. (source)

First I cried, then I threw up a little in my mouth. I suppose the most endearing of proposals warrant physical reactions…? I could’ve gone the next 13 centuries without knowing the two made love immediately following the proposal (or that Stern has a penis at all), but I’m afraid the alternative news is Britney’s cunt or Lindsay’s latest bong hit and my body just can’t physically endure anymore trashy crotch shots. Congrats to the happy couple, but I think I speak for all women when I say he still owes her a Valentine’s gift.