I'm a slave...for the photo op.

..and other scary stories to tell in the dark. In spite of my efforts, I can’t bring myself to give a shit, but it is still my duty to deliver the goods so here’s a view of Britney Spears leaving Hyde nightclub. Seems as though Britney has joined the campaign against skivvies, courtesy of Paris Hilton. BFF! Britney’s two heirs and a sex tape away from a season of Simple Life. I’m a bottle of red wine away from being called into HR for a scolding. I’m a……slaaaave 4 U. [The irony is that the phrase 'Britney Spears upskirts' launched a thousand internet empires and actually put me through college.]

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