Nicole Richie Still Skinny
Ok, it’s the holidays and things are slow so I’m going through the posting queue and pulling out some also-rans. Enjoy the stale news bitches.
Repeat after me: Nicole Richie was not in rehab. She was in rehab, wasn’t she?
Nicole Richie wants to clear the air once and for all!
An eyewitness tells Life & Style that the skinny starlet, who had reportedly gone into rehab to seek help for her weight, marched up to gossip blogger Perez Hilton today at LA’s Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf and insisted to him: “I was NOT in rehab! Everyone was wrong. I did not go to rehab.” (source)
While probably laden with swimming pools, tennis courts, caviar and movie stars, I’m still pretty sure that building is considered an institution. And your seminar on ‘how to eat more than 6 raisins’ is probably considered therapy. And your 78-pound frame is almost certainly considered to be the cause of an eating disorder. I’m not a doctor, but I have watched several episodes of Grey’s Anatomy so I’m quite sure that qualifies me to make these judgments. Now I’m off to eat a cheeseburger (extra mayo!) while watching my “stories”. Here are some pictures of April Scott a woman who knows what curves are supposed look like.
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Written by fatback on November 22, 2006 – 10:09 am
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November 22nd, 2006 at 11:06 am
I believe that headline should be “Nicole Richie - Still Skanky”.
November 27th, 2006 at 7:16 am
Nasty!
December 1st, 2007 at 10:32 am
You people need to leave Nicole Richie and every other celebrity alone. Do you know how much it sucks to be skinny?? I am a naturally skinny woman and I HATE that because of all the BS media attention to weight, people automatically assume that I just don’t eat. Do you know how self-conscious these stupid magazines make SKINNY girls? Skinny girls who can’t do anything about the fact that they’re skinny? It makes us feel incredibly unattractive because we can’t have the “curves” that Alba, Simpson, Monica Belluci, and other beautiful people have. STOP MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE’S WEIGHT. It’s just as bad as pointing out that someone’s gained a few pounds. I mean, what do you people want?? Either you’re making fun of celebs for being a size 4 or your making fun of them for being a size 0. Well, I have news for you, not everyone can be a size 2, which is what you’re calling “curves.” Pathetic.
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:51 am
Rachel. You sound hot. Send pics!