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Hey y’all, Emily here. Miss me? I was on “vacation”, which was more or less a week of roofies and wet t-shirt contests. I won. All of them. Email for pictures.

Feast on photos of Adriana Lima at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show while I check out the latest happenings and establish an alibi. I wonder what you call it when you get a Brazilian wax in Brazil? Anyway.Oh, and please send all suggested home remedies for carpet burn to my inbox. Bless your hearts.

Here are the top links for the few of you who are at work today.

• Eleventy thousand Victoria’s Secret pics from the recent show. Get your free hand ready. (Phun)
• Mariah Carey, philanthropist, whore. (yeeeah)
• Lacey Chabert is all growed up. (Bastardly)
• Abby Titmus interviews Jodie Marsh. Then they have have sex. Maybe I dreamed that last part. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Paris Hilton vomits on stage. (I’m not obsessed)

More to come holiday sweeties!