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Hey y’all Emily here. Total fucking psychopath Courtney Love says she had help with her recent recovery from drugs: Mel Gibson. Whaa…? I don’t get it either.

While she was doing drugs with some men in a posh Beverly Hills hotel room, Love revealed on Tuesday’s Good Morning America, the leading man – who himself only recently underwent his own sobering experience – showed up along with addiction counselor Warren Boyd.

“Mel kept coming to the door with this cheesy grin going, ‘Hi!’” Love said. “I just kept looking at him going, ‘Blank off!’ … I know him and he’s a nice guy, but it just didn’t matter who it was. It could have been Jesus. I didn’t care.”
Love, 42, was ordered into a rehab program in August 2005 after tearfully admitting in court that she’d used drugs in violation of her probation terms. At that point, she knew it was either rehab or jail. (source)

Look, I know I’m not always on the gravy train with cool kids like Ivanka Trump or Topher Grace (by the way, they’re banging), but I do know looking to self-righteous movie stars for validation isn’t on America’s top list of “cool things to do when you’re sober and can’t find a willing hooker”. Or is it? I need to get out more. Of course, now it doesn’t seem so radical to call on the big JC for advice when my last ex dumped me for his exponentially crazier new co-worker who doesn’t even have this charming southern accent. Makes sense, right? Fuck no! So I got my revenge with his hot second-cousin twice-removed from Spain. He didn’t know two sentences in English, but he said all the right things with his hands. Aye, Papi!

Spread the word, sugar!

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