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Rawr, y’all. Emily here with today’s catfight! Super bitch, Naomi Campbell was arrested again for allegedly assaulting another woman, another incident in a series of charges.

The mercurial model is already facing an assault charge in New York for allegedly bashing her maid in the head with a jewel-encrusted cell phone.

The Sun newspaper reported the woman who filed the complaint was Campbell’s drug counselor and that the therapist said she was “scratched all over her face” by the hot-tempered model. (source)

It’s called survival, folks. When I was modeling, there were jealous bitches lurking about everywhere and when my Samoan bodyguard was picking up chicks with his killer Samurai tricks (swoon!) even I had to use my cell phone occasionally to slap a ho. I lost the number 7 key and signal faded in and out when I hit the clubs, but it was all for the glory of teaching a jealous bitch a lesson. And no one has fucked with me since. It might be my widely-known guerilla war tactics I learned during a racy Che Guevara photo shoot in Venezuela, but it’s mostly just the realization that no one will ever pull off a Dolce & Gabana sheer, jeweled jumpsuit the way I do after a long night of red wine and “happy” pills. Jealoussss?