Halloween be damned. Chupacabra!
Holy shit. What a way to start the day. I had know idea who the fuck Rachel Zoe was when she scared the shit out of me in this photo. Bitch. Apparently, she’s the hot stylist to stars like Portia de Rossi and Jennifer Garner. Alias is a ’show’ about a spy. This chick’s been rode hard and put away wet. Stylist? Yeah, if your style is ‘broken down gas station car wash with dead a cat caught in the gears’. But I don’t suppose everyone can be as youthful, healthy and vivacious as I. I’m pretty sure she won’t win the Suck-Bang-Blow Bike Rally wet t-shirt contest 2 years in row. Just sayin’. Eat your heart out, Rachel! Mmmwah!
-Emily
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Written by fatback on October 19, 2006 – 5:40 am
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October 19th, 2006 at 10:50 am
Vampires need the blood of virgins to stay young. VIRGINS.
October 19th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
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October 19th, 2006 at 5:24 pm
Just what are you tryin’ to say?