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Hey y’all Em, here. Just marveling at those giant, ridiculous ta-tas. OMG. Tara Reid stated she recently had restorative plastic surgery to fix the damage from her previous implant and liposuction surgeries. So, not only is her brain plastic, but most of the rest of her body is as well. ZING! The new Us Weekly has details of her botched surgeries including a joint implant-liposuction procedure. Tara tells the full story.

On why she had plastic surgery in the first place:
“I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34-B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I’m in Hollywood, I’m getting older, I’m going to fix them.”

On what went wrong:
“First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn’t want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, ‘Don’t worry, it’s going to be better.’ But after six months of ‘it’s going to get better,’ it started to get worse and worse.” (source)

Well that’s what happens when you’re so strung out on booze and coke; naturally, you make bad decisions. Like going to a shady plastic surgeon in Guadalajara for a “routine” nose job. And then participating in a coke fueled Mexican “donkey” show and subsequently starting a riot to free the animals. And then the Mexican police showed up and you spent three days explaining yourself in broken Spanish to crooked cops who just laughed a lot and watched poorly directed porn on an 8-inch monitor. But eventually your college roommate’s brother bailed you out of jail (you never questioned his law degree or license) and you got sober and now I’m you’re volunteering with children and animal shelters and your life’s a fucking Hallmark card. Go figure. Here’s Tara looking cute as a button back in the B-cup days before she was ravaged by drugs, hordes of angry men and an unlicensed physician.

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