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Happy Monday, bitches. Emily here. It seems that Sienna Miller thinks monogamy is an overrated value. I couldn’t agree more if I were on the marriage council at Brigham Young. Polygamy rulez!

Her then-fiancé Jude Law apologized for an affair last year, but Sienna Miller has her own issues with monogamy, she says in a new interview.

“I don’t know, monogamy is a weird thing for me,” Miller, who is still seeing Law, tells Rolling Stone in its new issue. “It’s an overrated virtue, because, let’s face it, we’re fucking animals.” (source)

And that was exactly my defense at my hearing last week. I still don’t understand why I have to spend the next three weekends corralling trash on the highways while he gets custody of our doublewide AND the Earnhardt Sr. wall clock collection. Young hearts run free, right? Well, so this heart just happened to run freely into the bedroom of a young, studly Hanes model; that isn’t a crime. Although, I’m pretty sure some of our boudoir  activities were illegal in at least 14 states. I’m  a rebel! Here’s Sienna at the Pepe Jeans something-or-other. And the last one is Sienna at a party with the devil. NSFW!