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Not that there’s anything wrong with that. David Hasselhoff, who played Michael Knight in the popular 80s series Knight Rider, recently stated KITT, the talking computer controlled Trans Am, was gay.

Everybody’s favorite 1980s TV car had a secret of his own that hasn’t been publicly revealed until now. David Hasselhoff…recently exposed the truth and revealed to a number of stunned fans in Ireland that his talking “Knight Rider” car was gay.

The actor - who is in Britain promoting his autobiography, a movie and a new single - shocked students when he came out with the comment about Kitt during an appearance at Trinity College in Dublin.

He said, “We have some fairly X-rated outtakes on ‘Knight Rider.’ Kitt was constantly asking, ‘Do you want me to take you home Michael?’ in that very camp voice of his.” (source)

Oh sure, it was the car that was gay. Not the guy wearing the leather pants, driving gloves and mirror sunglasses. I have seen bathhouse gay orgy goatse porn that is less gay that Michael Knight talking to his goddamn watch, wearing a silk shirt buttoned down to there with parachute pants. Even my gay friends are like, “what a huge fag“. And when he starts singing. OMG. The only thing that could make a singing episode of Knight Rider any gayer would be playing it in the background of a gay porn movie. That said, I’m off to watch my Season One Magnum PI DVD’s. He’s manly!